Christmas Card Puns
Who hides in the bakery at christmas. It doesn t come with a fruitcake.
Hope you enjoy the treats of the holiday season.
This christmas your festive seasonal jokes will be the talk of the town. When he gives you the cold shoulder. You might say they re the verbal equivalent of a crude gag gift a gaudy ornament or the much celebrated ugly christmas sweater. Peace on earth goodwill to men and batteries not included.Especially when all you have to look forward to is your new year s resolutions. You can feel a real let down after christmas. Don t you just hate the blatant materialism of christmas. Funny christmas card sayings group 3.
Besides puns fit right in with the corny traditions of christmas. 40 christmas card puns ranked in order of popularity and relevancy. How do you know that a snowman is not in a good mood. This hilarious pun filled christmas card is perfect for a festive cheese lover.
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This funny christmas card features hand drawn illustrations of brie stilton and swiss cheese and a pun on the phrase christmas festivities making it christmas festivi cheese. These jokes and puns are sure to bring a bit of holiday cheer to the family dinner table. Recite these jokes at the christmas feast for guaranteed groans and chuckles. Christmas jokes for kids.
